Curse

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 11:09 AM // 11:09

my 6 year old fishy died this summer

*sips beer with a frown*

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 11:14 AM // 11:14

6 years old? that fish was waaaaaay past its lifespan anyway. don't those normally expire in a few months or something?
anyway, we need a new name for you since calling you ms hotdog may lead to someone trying to eat you, and you don't like being eaten ...
so, any suggestions?
*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 11:17 AM // 11:17

uhhhh....i gotta think of one......but i cant

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 11:23 AM // 11:23

right, i'll just call you lil one til you think of one.

okay, so how did your fish die, lil one?

*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 11:25 AM // 11:25

uhhh....my mom accidentaly killed it.

I swear she's not deaths mother tho

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 11:29 AM // 11:29

LOL uh huh, sure.

and just how did she "accidentally" kill it?
wait, wait, lemme guess. she left the fish out while she cleaned the bowl?
no no, she introduced mr fishy to mr kitty?
oh, i got it! she tried to force feed the fish some cornflakes cause it was hungry?

*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 11:33 AM // 11:33

nope

she cleaned the tank and left the fish in there..but you have to change the filter....and she couldn't get the filter to work.

i woke up to a dead fishy
*sips beer*

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 11:36 AM // 11:36

wow.
did they get you another fish, lil one (for now)?
*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 11:38 AM // 11:38

no...the worst part about the fish dying...was that the neighboors cats got a hold of its corpse
*gags*

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 11:43 AM // 11:43

and therein lies the beauty of the circle of life. in death, your little fishy prolonged the life of your neighbours cat.
cool huh?

did they get you anything else?

*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 11:46 AM // 11:46

no not really...and my fish wasn't little...it was actually really big.

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 11:52 AM // 11:52

and did you by any chance have fish for dinner that night?
*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 11:57 AM // 11:57

uhhhh no.

want to kno anything else on my dead pet fish? cause i g2g here pretty soon

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 11:59 AM // 11:59

heh i think that should do it.
you can tell me about the dead llama tomorrow.
*drinks beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 09, 2006, 12:01 PM // 12:01

uh yeah, ok

c ya

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 12:03 PM // 12:03

night lil one!

*drinks beer for all the absent patrons of the bar*

Dobermann · Sep 09, 2006, 12:15 PM // 12:15

/bowhead

"For Metali's Fish, and Steve Irwin"

*Fries Extra Bacon and eats him*

extra bacon · Sep 09, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24

O_o

NO DOGGY, THAT'S A BAD DOGGY!! >.<

*drinks beer*

I pwnd U · Sep 09, 2006, 04:37 PM // 16:37

*sips beer*
*kicks people for fun*
*runs in circles*

Paul Mahdi · Sep 09, 2006, 06:16 PM // 18:16

*Laughs*

"Classic Pwnd...wait...no it isn't...What happpened to the posts where all you did was sip?"

*Kills Dobermann in the exact same way as I killed BenO (crunchbite)*